Robot Mutant

Once again, a product I’ve been wanting for months has been invented by the people at ThinkGeek. This time, I’m talking about these new Portal bookends.


 Are you a test subject at Aperture Science?
You’re going to need these officially licensed Portal Bookends.
They make great conversation starters!
These officially licensed Portal Bookends not only feature test subjects going through orange and blue portals, they also really, actually, pretty much keep your books in order! The left side features half of a test subject going through an orange portal, while the right side features the other half of the test subject coming out the blue portal. Bookends make great conversation starters. Just imagine the terrific exchanges these two will inspire! Don’t be the guy or gal that misses out on this slick pair of Portal Bookends. Besides, if you happen to be a test subject at Aperture Science, you’re probably going to need them anyway! Bookends measure 5-inches tall x 4-inches wide x 2 1/4-inches long.


Original Article

Once again, a product I’ve been wanting for months has been invented by the people at ThinkGeek. This time, I’m talking about these new Portal bookends.

  •  Are you a test subject at Aperture Science?
  • You’re going to need these officially licensed Portal Bookends.
  • They make great conversation starters!
These officially licensed Portal Bookends not only feature test subjects going through orange and blue portals, they also really, actually, pretty much keep your books in order! The left side features half of a test subject going through an orange portal, while the right side features the other half of the test subject coming out the blue portal. Bookends make great conversation starters. Just imagine the terrific exchanges these two will inspire! Don’t be the guy or gal that misses out on this slick pair of Portal Bookends. Besides, if you happen to be a test subject at Aperture Science, you’re probably going to need them anyway! Bookends measure 5-inches tall x 4-inches wide x 2 1/4-inches long.

Hulk Anatomy

Ah, biology. I’ll never forget that one time in class when we dissected a Hulk. actually, I pretty much dropped out of high school rather than doing any of that animal dissection stuff, so I’m sure I wouldn’t have the stomach for something like this-but still the anatomy of a Hulk skull makes for pretty cool fan art. Artist and biologist Glendon Mellow, who assures me that no hulks were harmed in the makng of this pic, created it back in 2002. And he gets crazy specific with the anatomical details:

TOP LEFT
The Hulk Reviewed
Points of interest concerning the osteological and muscular systems.

TOP LEFT: The Skull
Note muscle-anchoring protuberances and ridges not found in average frontal and zygomatic bones.
Enlarged and bifurcated nasal cavities; see Appendix 3.1 for discussion and speculation of respiratory efficiency. See also; ribcage and spinal cord sinuses.
Note disproportion of maxilla to mandible.

TOP RIGHT: The Skull

Grossly enlarged frontal fontanelle, similarity to Zinjanthropus found in 1959.

Three scars unhealed grazing left ocular cavity; unusually, no traces of foreign molecules

TOP LEFT

The Hulk Reviewed

Points of interest concerning the osteological and muscular systems.

TOP LEFT: The Skull

Note muscle-anchoring protuberances and ridges not found in average frontal and zygomatic bones.

Enlarged and bifurcated nasal cavities; see Appendix 3.1 for discussion and speculation of respiratory efficiency. See also; ribcage and spinal cord sinuses.

Note disproportion of maxilla to mandible.

TOP RIGHT: The Skull

Grossly enlarged frontal fontanelle, similarity to Zinjanthropus found in 1959.

Three scars unhealed grazing left ocular cavity; unusually, no traces of foreign molecules present.

Connective tissue spurs above eyeteeth at gumline.

Note complete absence of tooth decay or erosion.

Analysis of blood vessel to marrow ratios reveals skeletal system itself surprisingly fragile relative to comparisons with muscle and tissue tensile densities.

BOTTOM RIGHT: Musculature

Layers of cartilage and dense marrow-like tumours surround blood vessels; protecting both vessels and braincase simultaneously.

Jaw muscles extend to skull ridge homologous to gorilla.

Note muscles allowing subject to shut nostrils: unheard of in primates. This trait normally found in desert-dwelling ungulates such as dromedary camel.

Jaw may lock while mandible is at any degree of extension.

Elasticity of muscle tissues allows striations and contractions on 4-axis per muscle. Eyes and mouth can close using enormous, continuous pressure.

Connective tissue spurs above eyeteeth at gumline.

Note complete absence of tooth decay or erosion.

Analysis of blood vessel to marrow ratios reveals skeletal system itself surprisingly fragile relative to comparisons with muscle and tissue tensile densities.

via Scientific American

Robots Dance to Michael Jackson’s ‘Thriller’

Michael Jackson thriller robots

At least it’s not ‘All Along the Watchtower’. Not yet, anyway, but clearly it’s only a matter of time before these adorable androids decide to stop dancing and start annihilating us in the name of the one true Cylon god. In the meantime, let’s watch the cute little guys go!

At the beginning all the robots are waiting for my signal to start. While dancing, they are constantly synchronizing with each other, so if a robot lags behind they will wait for him and the late robot will accelerate. When I remove a robot from the choreography, the others continue dancing. When he stands up again and resumes his dance, he asks the others for a starting position. Then he goes to this position, and starts dancing. Since he starts with a little latency, he will dances a little faster and the others a little slower to synchronize.

The music is played by another robot, and is a part of the synchronization process : the robots are synchronizing with the music too.

This work is the result of the collaboration between the Nonlinear System Laboratory at MIT (http://web.mit.edu/nsl/www/) and Aldebaran Robotics.

via Techland

It’s a darn shame that by the time we’re living in the world imagined by Blade Runner, print media will be long since dead. Because these awesome retro-futuristic magazines added all whole lot of flavor to Ridley Scott’s creepy metropolitan dystopia, the kind of  future blight you just can’t get from an app. Sigh, the future just isn’t what it used to be.









 via Super-Electric

Original Article

It’s a darn shame that by the time we’re living in the world imagined by Blade Runner, print media will be long since dead. Because these awesome retro-futuristic magazines added all whole lot of flavor to Ridley Scott’s creepy metropolitan dystopia, the kind of future blight you just can’t get from an app. Sigh, the future just isn’t what it used to be.





via Super-Electric